Boxing HOF Inductee
Rocky "The Brockton Blockbuster" Marciano
I chose Marciano to be the inductee for this blog because I simply think that he is the greatest fighter to ever step foot inside of the ring. He had two left feet, he was short, he had horrible reach, he was slow, and somehow he came to use all of his disadvantages to an advantage while fighting some of his opponents. He was the greatest because of his chin, strategic fighting, and unbeatable determination. You could have torn the man's head open and it would read in weird brain letters "WIN"!
HOF Fight
Jack Johnson vs. Stanley Ketchel: 1909
Jack Johnson and Stanley Ketchel were having this fight pretty much for fun, when it stopped being fun in the 12th round when Stanley's manager yelled out "now, Stanley, now!" and Ketchel proceeded to knock the heavyweight champion down with a solid right hand to the chin. Jack Johnson got pissed off and hit Stanley Ketchel about as hard as a human being has ever been hit, and as Stanley was being counted out, Jack Johnson stood in his corner and picked teeth out of his gloves that did not belong to him, they belonged to the fallen Ketchel. Just seeing Johnson picking teeth out of his gloves sends shivers up my spine.
Modern News
-STUNNING UPSET: Muhammad Ali wins the heavyweight championship when Sonny Liston will not come out for the eighth round.
-Boobs: Alternative energy source?
My BoxingForum HOF
Megarodon
The reason that I chose Megarodon to be the new inductee for my HOF is because whenever I am reading the fantasy fight sections, wehn Megarodon posts, he states what he thinks will happen and then he gives a good, short explanation as to why he beleives that the fight would go that way, and then he leaves forever, not really arguing with anybody.
Joke
A Frenchman and a Canadian live next door to each other and the Canadian has a chicken coop in his back yard. One day they both come out at the same time realizing that the chicken had laid an egg on the Frenchman's yard. They than began to argue about who's egg it belonged to, the Frenchman arguing that it was on his property, and the Canadian arguing that his chicken had laid the egg. Finally the Canadian came up with a solution. Whoever took the most kicks to the nuts before keeling over would win the egg. The Canadian want's to go first, so he kicks the Frenchman in the nuts 10 times before the Frenchman keels over in pain. When the Frenchman rose and said, "now its my turn", the Canadian replied, "You know what? You can keep the egg, i am going in for a nap."
Funny Picture
My Random Nonsense Thought
Well if you are sitting here reading this I have to tell you that I am not the average female hippopotamus. I actually know the way to Kansas and can eat very large quantities of corn without emancipating teh little elfish slaves that Santa keeps in his den. Well some people call the people who throw rocks at tanks crazy, but I think taht I have accomplished a new level of crazy. I am now currently fighting against the government of the united states of america by throwing Rubber duckies as they come towards me in their tanks. Some day I will find out how to keep the tanks in line by using my car keys as a tranquilizer dart to distract the army while my girlfriend goes and fetches me an elephant, which it will hopefully be dumbo and he can fly us all to safety. Well, a girl can dream cant he?
My Political Thoughts
Well I have compared and contrasted the two candidates for the Presidency of the United States of America, and I really think that Obama is under qualified for the job. If you compare them, McCain's credentials start all the way back in 1958. Obamas has just started in the early part of the 1990s. Obama became senator in 2004. McCain became Senator in 1986. Now I want somebody to tell me who would have the experience hand to deal with the high pressure of fixing the ruined economy of this country and fighting the war the way that it should be fought, which McCain should have the upper hand in too because he has seen war and he has suffered the pain that comes with war. And nobody should be pulling the crap that McCain is too old for president. You can put an age limit on sports and you can put an age limit for the time that some dood retires, but I want to know, how the hell can you be TOO old to be the President of the United States of America?
Boxing HOF
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Sugar Ray Robinson
Sugar Ray Leonard
Henry Armstrong
Rocky Marciano
My BoxingForum HOF
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Obama
Bill1234
SugarShane
Megarodon
Fight HOF
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Sugar Ray Leonard vs. Tommy Hearns II
Rocky Marciano vs. Bernie Reynolds
Tommy Morrison vs. Ray Mercer
Jack Johnson vs. Stanley Ketchel