Jack Dempsey is one of the greatest fighters who ever stepped foot in the ring, who had a great punch, great determination, and a great style to match. Every single one of you Mike Tyson fans better recognize that his style was molded off of the great Jack Dempsey.

I like this fight because it marked the end of a curse that Larry Holmes brought on himself. When Larry Holmes built up a 48-0 record, a reporter asked him about him beating Rocky Marciano's 49-0 record, to which Holmes said that Rocky did not even deserve to carry his jock strap. Holmes lost his next three fights. Karma ftw!

Tommy is awesome dood. He is the best thing since sliced bread ROFL.

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My
hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body
heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands
warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he
said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm
up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the
daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a
penis.

The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"

The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they
defrost!"




Its been at least 2 days. He still wont go bunny catching with me. >.< *sob*sob* Doesn't he like me.

What about all of the times that I, like, ate his pickels when he did not want them?

What about all of the times that I shared crayons with him?

Stupid son of a bitch still doesn't color inside of the lines.

Obama is going to start eating discombobulating convulsing infantile retards.