Florida teen who lost arm in attack wants alligator's head | Fox News
Seems a 17 year-old idiot was swimming in croc-infested water down at the Caloosahatchee River in Florida.
And yep, a croc came along and chomped his arm. Golleee, watta sooo-prize.
The kid managed to swim to shore and survive till the Moron Wagon came and took him to the hospital.
Happily, some good ol' boys killed that gator for doing what gators do, and the kid wants the gator's head for a souvenir.
Good, the gator's head has more brains in it than his.