i snapped a guys collar bone about 3 years ago with a big right, this guy was one of those up himself doorman (you know the type). anyway it was a freinds birthday and we decided to to go to a club in town. we had been out boozing most of the day and to say the least one of my buds were absolutley hammered. i remember my bud and his cuz were shooting pool when my bud went to the bar still holding the cue in his hand. thats when the uphimself doorman came over to my mate who was the worse for ware and told him in the most arogant way where he was going to stick the cue. my bud aint what you'd call the quiet type of guy so he told this doorman egsactly what he fought of him. thats when the doorman cracked my bud and layed him out. the rest off the guys i were with were in the pool area at that time (prob with there head burried in womens boobies) so they had no idea this was going on. i had decided to go to the bar though just behind my bud to buy this cutie a drink though and spotted what was going on. infact i knew this doorman had a reputation for being a hard bastard and a bit off a bully boy at the sametime. so when my mate hit the ground i thought to myself this ****er needs put in his place that was a pure liberty he took there. i shouted as any scottsman would in there accent "haw bawbag" and the doorman turned to face me with a i smell **** look on his face, i said " aye am talkin tae you yeh feckin manky bam" and the doorman being the hardnut he thought he was aproached in a meanacing way. as he reached me i coiled then sprung with a fast sharp strong overhand right which landed on his shoulder area, i heard the fud of the punch landing, and the crack off the bone snapping. to say the least he was beaten and on the deck with my bud taking the liberty with laying in a couple of fly kicks when he was down. i myself was a doorman when i was a few years younger so i knew 1 of the others who were on the door that night and obviously told him what had happened, this guy knows me well and knows looking for trouble isnt my game but if it looks for me ill meet it head on, so me and my mates walked away from the club without as much as a word from the police and continued our evening on the piss elsewhere.
I had a british teacher, and when she got really pissed and was yelling a lot, her true british accent came out and we had no clue what she was saying lol. We just knew that 1: she was really pissed, 2: we were being yelled at, and 3: we better not do anything else to piss her off even more. So, what exactly does "aye am talkin tae you yeh feckin manky bam" mean?
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scotland and wales actualy have there own languages, scottish is similar to english but very difficult to understand. i speak in a very broad scottish accent, thats why my english grammer is so bad.
scotland and wales actualy have there own languages, scottish is similar to english but very difficult to understand. i speak in a very broad scottish accent, thats why my english grammer is so bad.
Well you guys have a way with words.
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scotland and wales actualy have there own languages, scottish is similar to english but very difficult to understand. i speak in a very broad scottish accent, thats why my english grammer is so bad.
Have you ever read Trainspotting? Irvine Welsh wrote it in Scottish dialect!
I’ve only taken up boxing recently for fitness, and have never gotten into a street fight. I always try not to involve myself in altercations, but I’ve had more than my fair share of insults bandied at me due to my race & religion. I don’t know how I’d react to a barefisted (or even gloved!) punch to my big fat nose!
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Have you ever read Trainspotting? Irvine Welsh wrote it in Scottish dialect!
I’ve only taken up boxing recently for fitness, and have never gotten into a street fight. I always try not to involve myself in altercations, but I’ve had more than my fair share of insults bandied at me due to my race & religion. I don’t know how I’d react to a barefisted (or even gloved!) punch to my big fat nose!
ive read trainspoting and po rno there both great books, im getting another of irvine welsh books called acid house.
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