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"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUMBLE YOUNG MAN RUMBLE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
-Muhammad Ali/Bundine Brown

"Only in America"
-Don King

"Rocky couldn't carry my jock strap"
-Larry Holmes

"...And all of the judges, the refs, and the promoters can kiss where the sun don't shine...and since we're on HBO that's my big black behind"
-Larry Holmes (is exactly what needed to be said by a fighter for quite some time)

"I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!"
-Muhammad Ali

"If you stop it, I'll kill you"
-Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini

"DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!"
-Howard Cossell after the first knock down of the Frazier-Foreman fight (first one)

"Your an abortion that never happend"
-James Toney

"Got any excuses tonight Roy?"
-Antonio Tarver to Roy Jones Jr

"I AM THE GREATEST!!!"
-Muhammad Ali (again)

"Don't...you...know...I'm...God..." "Well...your...in..the...wrong...place...tonight...God"
-Ali and Frazier to eachother as they punch.

 

[Raging_Bull86]

joes gonna come out smokin and i wont be joking i'll be a picking and a poking pouring water on his smokin, this may shock and amaze but i will whoop joe frazier. some say that joes is awful strong I think he should try ban roll on.
Ali on frazier

Im the most vicious and ruthless champion of all time theres no on that can stop me. lennox is the conquerer no im alexander hes no alexander, im jack dempsey im sonny liston im from their cloth, my style is impetious my defense is impregnable i want his heart i want to eat his children praise be to allah
tyson

A champion never quits
Jack dempsey non pareil after getting smashed by bob fitzimmons

Joe louis never hoid of da bum
tony galento

 

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"He can run, but he can't hide"
-Joe Louis

"Fear is when your looking at Joe Louis across the ring, knowing he wantsto go home early."
-Max Baer

 

[Raging_Bull86]

i fought sugar ray so many times its a wonder i never got diabetes
Jake lamotta

we gonna get it on cuz we dont get along he talks too much
ali on foreman

hey ray will the fight go the full 15 rounds? " it wont go over that"
reporter and ray robinson

whatever you write about me That I was a man.
Jack johnson

I'll win it with one punch if I can
jim jefferies

he showed me the two best hands in all of boxing. 1 for holding and one for hitting.

referee on harry greb

 

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"Why waltz for 10 rounds when you can knock 'em out in 1?"
-Rocky Marciano

"He hit so hard he hit could hit you in the neck and break your ankle"
-Tex Cobb just after his fight with Shavers

 

[Raging_Bull86]

dont you think your being awful truculent? "Whatever that mean if its good then im that"
cosel and ali

"sorry honey i forgot to duck"
dempsey to his wife after the tunney fight

You never got me down ray
Jakelamotta

i told you i was gonna eat him up like pacman
Marvin Hagler

what time is it? "hawk time"
aaron pryor and crew

 

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"LARRY HOLMES KICKED ME AND PUNCHED ME!!! LARRY HOLMES KICKED ME AND PUNCHED ME IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU PEOPLE HERE!!! LARRY HO-*get kicked in the face*"
-Trevor Berbick just before getting cut off and kicked in the face by Larry Holmes

"Cassius I saw Sonny Liston the other day; and 'Aint he ugly?'"
-Cassius Clay during an interview just before the first Liston fight

 

[Raging_Bull86]

I love your father, thats the most beautiful thing u have like i have my father, if there is anything i can do for you please let me know.
Classy alexis arguello to boom boom mancini

If joe whoops me I will crawl across the ring on my knees and say you are the greatest.
ali on frazier

 

[Raging_Bull86]

being a puncher is the most mysterious thing in the world. Its like magic I cant't explain it
Big george foreman on the punch

I usually dont do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them, so you shouldnt be talking unless u want to u know.
tyson to female reporter

"How do you like that captain jack"
Jack Johnson to John L sullivan after knocking out his disciple

 

[Raging_Bull86]

For all you boxing fans wherever you may be but for especially those in new england im in great shape for this fight and I hopeI come through alright
The brockton blockbuster

When did you know u had him in trouble? "when he signed the contract" "It's my buisness to have him in trouble"
coroner investigator to sugar ray robinson after the jimmy doyle fatality

 

[Raging_Bull86]

"although he doesnt have dempseys power Gene can hurt you plenty"

 

[Raging_Bull86]

what u gotta do see is knock the other fellow down- blackburn to joe louis

 

[Raging_Bull86]

u gotta let ur right hand be ur refferee- blackburn to a young joe louis

 

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Not really well known, but I find it very funny.

Tex Cobb and a lot of the top contenders and champions of the 80's were at a special dinner in their honor, and Tex stood up to toast and said "Wow, I'm at the same dinner with some of the toughest ni**ers that ever lived!"

And Renaldo Snipes stood up all pissed off and said "You think I'm gonna just sit here and let you call me a ni**er?!"

Cobb responded with "I wasn't refering to you Mr. Snipes."

 

[C.J.Rock]

Not really well known, but I find it very funny.

Tex Cobb and a lot of the top contenders and champions of the 80's were at a special dinner in their honor, and Tex stood up to toast and said "Wow, I'm at the same dinner with some of the toughest ni**ers that ever lived!"

And Renaldo Snipes stood up all pissed off and said "You think I'm gonna just sit here and let you call me a ni**er?!"

Cobb responded with "I wasn't refering to you Mr. Snipes."

Tex Cobb and George during the Cobb-Shavers fight..
George Dont worry Tex he aint hurting ya
Tex Well you'd better watch that goddam ref then cause somebody is

Tex Cobb to ref Steve Crosson during Holmes -Cobb fight.... Go ask Holmes if he wants to give up yet.

Tex to Crosson after the final bell.. Ref give me 3 more rounds I'll knock his ass out Larry cant hit me no more his hands hurt him too much

Tex My claim to fame .. After the Holmes fight he went to hospital for x rays on his hands I went to the bar and had a beer Through a straw Larry turned down a rematch with me He was scared his hands couldnt take it

 

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Tex Cobb and George during the Cobb-Shavers fight..
George Dont worry Tex he aint hurting ya
Tex Well you'd better watch that goddam ref then cause somebody is

Tex Cobb to ref Steve Crosson during Holmes -Cobb fight.... Go ask Holmes if he wants to give up yet.

Tex to Crosson after the final bell.. Ref give me 3 more rounds I'll knock his ass out Larry cant hit me no more his hands hurt him too much

Tex My claim to fame .. After the Holmes fight he went to hospital for x rays on his hands I went to the bar and had a beer Through a straw Larry turned down a rematch with me He was scared his hands couldnt take it

"Holmes didn't hit as hard as Shavers, no one did; and if someone hit harder...I'd shoot him."
-Tex Cobb